today I have leant 4 valuable lessons...and I will add, so far, as the day is not over yet.
Lesson 1. When Master sets tasks that have time deadlines....set the alarm on your phone or somewhere, to give you 15 minutes notice....other wise you end up rushing around..and are not quite ready, all because you have been distracted by something...this will earn you the nickname "punjabi girl"
(dont ask)
Lesson 2. Make sure you don't have to make the kids go to their bedrooms while you complete Masters task....kids screaming "can we come out now" does not help the concentration levels any.
Lesson 3. Make sure when you set off to go to the grocery store...that you leave enough time to chat to a few people and still get home on time to complete 2nd task...otherwise you may be finding yourself taking pics in a public toilet.
Lesson 4. After having your nipples pierced....please ensure you wear a bra to the grocery store...because as soon as you go to get the milk ( in the coldest spot of the store) the hardening of the newly pierced nipples will cause enough pain that people look at you oddly, and the kids to ask if you are ok.
and since the day is not yet over...there is a distinct possibility that the days lessons are not yet all learned.
Lesson 5...dont let your 4 year old daughter have your old purse until you make sure its empty...other wise you will be explaining condoms...or as she put it...a balloon that tastes funny.
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